#dumb pet hours

[goodpvppy]

sometimes i think im not THAT much of a puppy and then i don’t get attention for x amount of hours and i walk around whining and begging for a crumb of attention while looking sopping wet pathetic

[poorlittleyaoyao]

The Second Flautist remains the stupidest but also funniest adaptation choice. Su Minshan, heretofore portrayed as a cringefail loser who needed Wangxian and Wen Ning to save his ass from the Waterborne Abyss, overrides Wei Wuxian’s demonic cultivation abilities TWICE. Not only does he seize control of Wen Ning, but he manipulates the resentment summoned by Wei Wuxian to attack people and turn them into puppets at Nightless City SO EFFECTIVELY that Wei Wuxian cannot regain control of them even on an individual basis with the Yin Tiger Tally helping him.

Su Minshan, true Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, is the most overpowered character in the entire series, and we must therefore conclude that he chooses to be Jin Guangyao’s devoted henchman rather than seizing any power for himself because he finds it personally fulfilling.

[plushiepup-princess]

I so wanna reach that state of fucked out to the point where I can't do anything but mumble, whine and cry, used over and over again untill i'm nothing but a dumb breeding pet

[hard-up-pup]

Pet4pet intense gay breeding now? :3c *paws at your skirt needily until you get unbearably hard and precum forms a spot on the front* *turns around and lifts my tail, showing off my soaked puppycunt* :3 :3 :3

-🐰

see the best part about this ask is it did exactly what it promised ♡

breeding you after getting so riled up would be pure bliss ♡♡

[sintendos]

Don’t be silly, Daddy. Of course your voice makes me a wet mess.

Aren’t I the most perfect and cute submissive you could ask for?

[depravedangelbaby]

going absolutely feral spanking myself tonight ♡

[murky-tannin]

I think if i see someone depict purgatory cellbit with a chainsaw in art or fanfic or use the stupid name "chainsawkillers" one more time I'm gonna end it all. Bro literally never used a chainsaw in purgatory and only used them outside of purgatory to threaten Cucurucho. Is his sleek sword, edgy dagger, and giant as fuck machete not good enough for y'all

[pokemonruby]

playing ff rebirth and getting intense whiplash every time sephiroth appears or is mentioned because i genuinely forget he's a part of the storyline at times, he feels like he has transcended what it means to be a fictional character and exists more so like an abstract concept.

[famewolf]

i think it's so charming that our cat, Taliesin, has learned to not officially wake up for the day until Percy does. even if he's not sleeping he just lounges in bed until he wakes up

he doesn't bother me when I do stuff around the room or greet me or anything like that until Percy is fully awake and then I get full 'good morning' routine that he does for both of us

[plushiepup-princess]

I'm a slut for audios, you could send me an audio saying "hey princess" and I'd be on my knees for you 🤭

[sintendos]

I’ve been playing dead by daylight so much. It’s so fun. I wish you were here to eat me out while I play, it would make it even more fun.

[depravedangelbaby]

it's not easy being a needy pet but someone's gotta do it

ft. the lowest resolution u've ever seen

[goodpvppy]

whining for my owner even though he’s miles away… i miss him… i need him…

[lottieurl]

if anyone has fic recs (over like 15k please i have lots of shorter ones marked for later) send me some in asks, dms or replies here. with the disclaimer i only mention any that i read and Adored. became p much obsessed with etc

[paladincecil]

I opened the window in the spare bedroom while I was cleaning and guess who can fit through even when it's safety locked to barely open -_-

[emeraldcreeper]

It sucks to know everything’s made up and bullshit when it’s fully midnight and you’ve been cranky for 3 days straight, the mortgage budget we had is now shot to shit because 5 months is… too long to try and get a house????? The FUCK man